Spawn's Point of View - Bulldog Heart

Spawn asked me during dinner tonight, "Mommy, what does it look like inside a bulldog?" We have a bulldog, Nugga, so the question wasn't COMPLETELY out of left field. ;)

So I said, "Pink, I guess, but it's dark inside a bulldog because there aren't any windows, so it's probably hard to tell what color it is in there."

Spawn, "No, what does her heart look like?"

Me, baffled, "I don't know. Like a dog heart, I guess."

Spawn, "You mean like this?" [making the heart symbol]

Me, "No, a heart looks more like a lump of clay than the symbol for a heart."

Spawn, "No, Mommy, I mean does she have a heart that looks like that - like a triangle with butt cheeks?"

Me, "BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" =D

I ♥ cyberschooling!

Chrissi, Cyber School Mom