The Color of Boogers

Spawn: "Mommy, what color are your boogers? Mine are greenish-yellow. I thought everybody's boogers were that color, but I saw a commercial with green boogers in it that don't look like MY boogers."

Me: ::sigh:: "I think everybody has a different nose, so everybody must make their very own shade of boogers. That's why not all boogers look like yours."

Spawn: "Ohhh...that makes sense." He gets up, starts to run upstairs...

Me: "Wait, where are you going?"

Spawn: "Upstairs. I'm going to look into Daddy's nose to see if his boogers are purple! That would be awesome!"

Chrissi, Cyber School Mom